oopsie doopsie says,by deborah brandon and reuben
vinal melk melks in my hand, not in my mouth
this is the story of lion. one day lion had only his head. the next day or so, he grew extraordinarily tired. oddly, his glorious head spontaneously knitted a cocoon, and from it fell four legs which stopped him in the earth. he thought he'd better see what would happen. plants furled around his new legs. lion sprouted a tail, which followed the sun like a flower.
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